What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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