I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Even my vagina gasped.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
