508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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