i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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