Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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