what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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