hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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