I looked at my own cervix.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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