I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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