do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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