...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
