hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
wow bdsm is so cute
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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