You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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