Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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