how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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