We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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