cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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