In the future we'll all be gay
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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