Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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