Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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