glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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