So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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