so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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