That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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