it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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