OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
