sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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