He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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