So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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