I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Randomize
