All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
How drunk are you?
Completed.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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