you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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