'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
handjob tips. give me some.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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