The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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