What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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