We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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