You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
