i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
