please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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