Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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