We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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