I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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