The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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