: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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