physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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