Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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