He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
why is half of my head shaved?
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