gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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