69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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