Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
