Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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